Certified Sons of Beaches.
Sunburned. Hungover. Proud.

Product Details:

• 3.6 oz, 100% Polyester Mesh Body — breathable enough for your third margarita nap.

• 4.1 oz, 100% Polyester Dazzle Yoke & Sleeves — shines brighter than your ex’s new relationship.

• PosiCharge® Technology — keeps colors locked in longer than your last situationship.

• Crossover Rib Knit V-Neck — for when you want to look like you “tried,” but really didn’t.

• Not Designed to Be Worn Over Pads — unless you’re emotionally padded.

• Print Method: DIGISOFT® — soft enough to make your old cotton tees jealous.

🏄♂️ Size Guide — Because We Don’t Judge, We Just Measure Differently

🌊 Washing Instructions (Optional, Like Pants):

• Wash cold, hang dry, and avoid bleach — unlike that one summer fling.

• Do not iron the logo unless you hate fun.

• Best paired with sandals, sarcasm, and SPF 15 confidence.

Size Chart