Look. I see what you're doing here, and I just—no, of course I can see you—owls, good vision, all that? Just do it properly, all right? And, no, don't tell me about it. I can only abide so much humanity at once.

Sock Specs:

• Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
  * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
  * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
  * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
  * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
  * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves 
• Fabric: 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex